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Episode 31: Contraception

9/24/2015

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In this episode, Liz and Nicole get real about the history of contraception. Find out about the wide variety of things to put in your vagina to maybe prevent babies. Highlights include rude cavemen and dinosaurs; dual witch-gynecology degrees; Mountain Dew douches; ancient Egyptian sluts; the benefits of child labor; abstinence and the American way; malnutrition and gout; Pepper's Adventures in Time; purging and bloodletting, the Galenic way; the penis in the machine; textual healing; tongues in tails; the original definition of sodomy; the chink in the wall as the proto-Fleshlight; the multiple powers of rue; birth control workarounds; Plan-B potions; historical masturbation updates. 
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Episode 30: Hairstory

9/18/2015

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In this episode, Liz and Nicole criticize the inanity of Renaissance hairstyles. Don't you want to know what a lovelock is? Highlights include: haters and foes; celebrating the old-as-fuck Elizabeth Windsor; red-headed hotties; dyed horse tails; gruel-bowl haircuts; proleptic Benjamin Franklin hair; Shakespeare's preferred shampoo; hanging out with Arthur and gleeping; the Folger Shakespeare Library's strangest holdings; Shakespeare's pube; Samuel Ireland, notorious forger; unmanly curls and the Royalist cause; Renaissance Jherri curls and rat tails; the political statements aligned with being bitchy about hair; commemorative Charles I hair embroidery.

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Episode 29: In Colde Bloode

9/10/2015

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In this episode, Liz and Nicole discuss the sordid details of a French triple murder. Find out just how uncanny Nicole's intuition for murder is. Highlights include: Rude Tudors' Buzzfeed listicle; shoutout to dildos; old timey good cop; rowdy wine-selling; noisy neighbors; fucking with knives in the French fashion; Russian ax holds; discovering criminal intent; Notorious G.O.D.'s all-seeing eye; Regis Philbin, noted regicide; what to read before the internet; law and order tabloids; surly Cockney Renaissance baby. Plus, Two Renaissance Truths and a Lie! Send us pics of your pets via Twitter or Facebook to get involved in Cat Hamlet.
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We're On Buzzfeed!

9/10/2015

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We've written our first Buzzfeed article! Check out "11 Kinky Ways To Spice Up Your Renaissance Love Life."

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Get your cuckoldry on.

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Episode 28: Renaissance Internet

9/3/2015

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In this episode, Liz and Nicole scroll through almanacs, the internet of the Renaissance. Find out the best time to harvest, bathe, and purge, among other major life events. Highlights include: the almanac as OG internet; witchy woo-woo secret knowledge; Mr. Bucky Balls, a beaver from Narnia; discovering the zodiac sign of your greatest enemy; hitting the snooze button on a rooster; when to duck and cover from the eclipse; Steve Jobs seeing the future from heaven; black magic feminism; talking smack about the weather man; knowing the right time to bathe; what stink lines are made of; hot bodies being overmuch haunted; having two baths a year; Anal Tarts, part of a balanced breakfast; Capricorn's governance of the crack; taking a razor to a literary anthology. Plus, singing the Wack Translation of "Greensleeves."
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